[QUOTES] Fernando Torres

“He was very naughty and very lucky. One day the teacher caught him copying and she said: “It doesn’t matter, but don’t do it again”. And all because of his pretty face. The rest of the class complained because he got off, but nothing happened.” — Elias, Fernando Torres’ friend

[QUOTES] Martin Kelly

“But this is Liverpool, the club I’ve always wanted to play for since I was a kid and I don ’t want to leave here.”— Martin Kelly

[QUOTES] Actor

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ” — James Dean

“There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love. ” — Johnny Depp

“Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.” — Josh Hartnett

“Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.” — Jon Bon Jovi

“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. ” — Orson Welles

“It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are accountable. ” — Moliere

[QUOTES] Friendship

“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. ”

“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are. ”

“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. ” — Winnie the Pooh

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to Pooh ”

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.” — Brandi Snyder

“If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.” — Maxwell Maltz

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked” — Bernard Meltzer

Thanks to be my friends. Eventho you've never admitted me as your friend. But thanks ((:

[QUOTES] Bill Shankly

“If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.”

“Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.”

“The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.”

“This city has two great teams - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.”

“What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.”

“Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor.”

“Me having no education. I had to use my brains.”

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

“A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are.”

“When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.”

“That money is out there, and needs to be generated in order to have enough to operate on. ”

“If (Alamo) paid that (delinquency), that would give our jurisdiction that much more to operate on.”

[QUOTES] Funny by Footballers, Managers, and Commentators

>> PLAYERS

“I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.” — Ian Rush

“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.” — David Beckham

“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.” — Barry Venison

“One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.” — Alan Shearer

“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.” — Mark Viduka

“We lost because we didn't win.” — Ronaldo

“I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.” — Paul Gascoigne

“I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” — Mark Draper

“I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.” — Ade Akinbiyi


>> COMMENTATORS

“He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.” — David Coleman

“Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.” — David Coleman

“Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.” — Mike Ingham

“Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.” — John Helm

“And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.” — Ian Darke

“Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.” — Peter Jones

“Forest have now lost six matches without winning.” — David Coleman


>> MANAGERS

“As I've said before and I've said it in the past...” — Kenny Dalglish

“The first 90 minutes are the most important.” — Bobby Robson

“In a year's time, he's a year older.” — Bobby Robson