[QUOTES] Funny by Footballers, Managers, and Commentators

>> PLAYERS

“I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.” — Ian Rush

“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.” — David Beckham

“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.” — Barry Venison

“One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.” — Alan Shearer

“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.” — Mark Viduka

“We lost because we didn't win.” — Ronaldo

“I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.” — Paul Gascoigne

“I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” — Mark Draper

“I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.” — Ade Akinbiyi


>> COMMENTATORS

“He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.” — David Coleman

“Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.” — David Coleman

“Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.” — Mike Ingham

“Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.” — John Helm

“And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.” — Ian Darke

“Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.” — Peter Jones

“Forest have now lost six matches without winning.” — David Coleman


>> MANAGERS

“As I've said before and I've said it in the past...” — Kenny Dalglish

“The first 90 minutes are the most important.” — Bobby Robson

“In a year's time, he's a year older.” — Bobby Robson